I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
