Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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