i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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