I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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