id be glad to
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
where are you?
Hypothermia
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
