i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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