it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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