That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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