so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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