i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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