it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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