she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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