Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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