Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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