she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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