Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
