Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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