What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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