I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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