I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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