ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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