Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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