i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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