i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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