IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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