I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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