Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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