We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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