I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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