Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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