I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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