i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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