Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
