so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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