i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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