she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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