Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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