READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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