and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We just shotgunned beers for America
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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