Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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