i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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