man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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