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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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