guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It's official drugs can't kill me
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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