are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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