The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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