Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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