my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
