batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
