We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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