was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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