Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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