Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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