Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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