but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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